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The ol' Macaroni.

My thought process: The show goes with the Hokey Pokey, a participation song so common that every child has or will have heard it at some point in their life. Therefore, the best adaptation (and the one that makes my job easier) of this scene is to pick another participation song so common that most of my audience will have weird nostalgia for it. Thus my brain landed on butchering the chorus of Macarena.

Also, what is this now, four? Four poems and songs I've done for tabletop-style Pinkie Pie? "Glib at the Ghosties," "Evil Enchantress (sonnet style)," "Better Party Bard," and now this?

Transcript:

Pinkie Pie: Okay, I got it! And a-one and two and three and four!
I, know a girl, and her name is Raritina
She is dressed, for the best, lookin' like a ballerina
I, wanna talk, to that girl named Raritina
Heyyyy Raritina!
Boy, that you're with, he is really kinda mean-a
He has paid, hired thugs, that are straight from the arena
Girl, don't be fooled, by his opulent marina
Heyyyy Raritina!
When, he's around, critters bolt like the hyena
Seems to hate, all your friends, but he won't make a big scene-a
You, might find dirt, if you serve him a subpoena
Heyyyy Raritina!
Applejack: Woo! Encore!
SFX: (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Fluttershy: Sh-Should we have been dancing during that? Did no one tell me…?
Rainbow Dash: Who even remembers that dance these days?!
Twilight Sparkle: How… subtle. How innocuous and covert.
Rarity: Did you have to include most of my real name…?
Pinkie Pie: Sorry that it was only a parody of the chorus. That's all I had time for.
DM: There's more to that song? I don't believe you.

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Posted previously at: 2019-09-14T18:37:20