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Pinkie Pie and Mikey are invited to Cheese Sandwich's gag factory. So they head out, wanting to know what their life's purpose is. Clover Bloom tags along, wanting to discover what her life's purpose is as well. But when they arrive, they discover that the unthinkable has happened: Cheese Sandwich has lost his laugh!

So the three, along with Sans Smirk, try all sorts of things to make Cheese laugh again, but all their efforts are in vain. Just as their about to give up, Pinkie Pie realizes why he can't laugh: because he needs to SEE other poines laughing in order to make himself laugh.

Cheese Sandwich: Pinkie, you laugh at everything. I appreciate what you and Mikey are doing, but I think it's a "cost lause". [stutters] A lost cause.

Clover Bloom: [snickers]

Cheese Sandwich: What… was… that?!

Clover Bloom: Um, I'm sorry, Mr Sandwich. When you swapped the letters of those words, it was just a bit…

Cheese Sandwich: Funny?

Clover Bloom: Well, yes, yes it was.

[Cheese Sandwich]

So you're saying it's a mix-up

Of the sounds that I just made

That coaxed the snicker from your throat

In a delicate cascade?

If I did it one more time

If I reproduced that feat

Mixed up some letters here and there

You'd "lelly-baugh" tout suite?

[ponies laughing]

[Cheese Sandwich]

Then that's all I need to do

That's who I need to be

I thought I needed laughter

But it has to come from me

Squirting flowers and knobby knees

Rubber chickens my expertise

If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

[ponies laughing]

Pinkie Pie: Yeah!

[Cheese Sandwich]

I suppose now I should amp things up

To get the thing I'm after

Move whole syll-AB-les around

And change em-PHA-sis to get laughter

Can't stop now, I'm on a roll

I've almost got it back

Bright folks like you aren't subject to

My play-on-words attack!

With something else, I'll have to play

To get me where I'm going

Mikey: Whatcha gonna do?

[Cheese Sandwich]

[falsetto] Some Commedia dell'arte

To get the laughter flowing

And it's what I need to do

It's who I need to be

I thought I needed laughter

But it has to come from me

Follow right behind, if you please

Walk this way and I guarantee

If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

Accordion solo!

Pinkie Pie: Shred it, Cheese!

[accordion playing]

Cheese Sandwich: Whoo! [laughing and whooping]

And it's what I need to do

It's who I need to be

I thought I needed laughter

But it has to come from me

Whoopee cushions and Dungarees

I know jokes like my A-B-C's

If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

[ponies laughing]

[Cheese Sandwich]

And now my biggest test

The hardest fish to fry

[Pinkie Pie]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Cheese Sandwich]

A mind so analytical

A sense of humor dry

[Clover Bloom]

So dry!

[Cheese Sandwich]

To make you laugh would prove to me

That this experiment's done

[Pinkie Pie and Clover Bloom]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Cheese Sandwich]

Something ridiculous and not too smart

Something like a pun

Hey, Sans! How did the laughing bird's eggs hatch? They cracked up!

[rimshot]

Sans Smirk: Sir… that is so… ridiculous! [laughs]

[Cheese Sandwich]

Then that's all I need to do

That's all I need to see

I thought I needed laughter

But it had to come from me

[All]

Squirting flowers and knobby knees

Rubber chickens and Dungarees

If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese!

[factory ponies laughing]


Their plan works and Cheese returns to his old self again.

Back at the castle, Pinkie Pie knows what her purpose is. Clover realizes that she was meant to be a dancer, as she had fun dancing to Cheese's song, and get's an idea for her and Melody to be a Singing-Dancing Duo. Mikey realizes that he wants to be a party planner like Pinkie and Cheese.

"You know! Once humans and mutants learn to co exist."

- Mikey.


TriviaI changed Clover's eyes to green.Clover is wearing her harlequin costume from the MLP Tales.


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Posted previously at: 2020-07-17T07:24:36