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Cozy Glow: Grogar wants us all to work together to defeat our enemies. Which means we need to trust each other.

Dark Raph: Trust each other, huh? Like how we trusted you, and you double crossed us!

Dark Codex: Trust is not easy to come by. Especially from the likes of all of you!

Queen Chrysalis: [chewing] If we are to trust one another, perhaps inform Lord Tirek to stop trying to absorb my essence!

Saber Strike: And mine!

Lord Tirek: [spits] I wasn't doing anything of the sort! How dare you!

Storm King: Nobody likes a lair Tirek. That's my sh'tick.

Queen Chrysalis: How dare I?! Do you know to whom you are speaking?

Saber Strike: How could he not? You tell your log every five minutes!

Dark Mikey: (takes the log) Ooo! Is this what's left of Twilight's clone?

Shredder: Before she turned on you?

Krang: And nearly won?

(They laugh, until Chrysalis blasts them and the Purple Nightmares laugh)

Cozy Glow: This is why Grogar left me in charge.

All the villains: No! He! Didn't!

Cozy Glow: [growls] Huh?

Storm King: Nice going you guys! Now she's gonna sing!

[Cozy Glow]

I think I know a way that we can grow

Time to try something new, something better

No more solo, trust is the way to go

And all we need to do is work together

Lord Tirek: Ah, please!

No thanks, no way, I feel the need to say

I'm smarter, stronger, and I don't need you two

Queen Chrysalis: Ha!

Stronger? Okay, I guess we'll downplay

How bad you got your rear end handed to you

[Cozy Glow]

It's time to try a better way to be bad

Lord Tirek: [groans]

[Shredder and Krang]

Do we really need a better way to be bad?

[Cozy Glow]

United as one

[Purple Nightmare female 2]

Teamwork? Please, what a fad

[Cozy Glow]

Combine all our strength, we'll go to any length

Once we have a better way to be bad

Let's go begin, this time we're gonna win

[Dark Donnie]

The ice you're on is thin, so watch what you say

[Cozy Glow]

I know you're in, I think I see a grin

[Dark Raph]

For all this pain and torture, I swear you'll pay

[Cozy Glow]

This time, we've got a better way to be bad

[Night Terror and the Purple Nightmares]

Sounds like a long shot, this "better way" to be bad

[Cozy Glow]

United as one, we'll make those ponies so sad

[Dark Leo]

If we say "okay", would you just go away?

[Cozy Glow]

Once we have a better way to be bad

Dark Codex: Hmm? I think I understand where the filly is going with this.

Saber Strike: As do I!

[Dark Codex]

We want to break their friendship

We want to make them weak

[Saber Strike]

You want revenge on Starlight

You want that huge physique

Cozy Glow: Right!

So let's increase our chances

By working as a team

To crush our enemies to dust

And laugh as they all scream!

All: [laughing evilly]

[Dark Mikey]

I think I see a better way to be bad

[Queen Chrysalis]

Just put me in charge, make me queen, you'll be glad

[Cozy Glow]

No! Listen to me, I'm the best of us we

[All, except the Storm King]

Then you'll see a better way to be bad

[tempo increases]

Cozy Glow: Wait!

This is my thing, a better way to be bad

[Queen Chrysalis]

You shall do as I command, I will rule this triad!

[Cozy Glow]

Hey! This is my song!

[All, except the Storm King]

Sorry, not any longer!

[All]

A better way to be bad

[Cozy Glow]

Now you're making me mad

[Lord Tirek]

Won't the ponies be sad?

[Queen Chrysalis]

That would make me so glad

[All]

Now we've got a better way to be baaaaaad!

Dark Mikey: (rips the Mikey dummy and laughs maniacally)

Storm King: (weak clapping; sarcastically) Bravo, bravo, great performance there! You all make me sick!

Cozy Glow: (to Dark Mikey) Hey! You ruined the ending!

Dark Mikey: Blow it out your curls! I say I made it better!

Cozy Glow: No you didn't! (To the Storm King) And why weren't you singing?

Storm King: Three words: I. Don't. SING! It's cute!

Krang: You calling us cute?!

Storm King: Oh no, I'd call you and cheese graiter, pathetic losers!

Shredder: How dare you mock the Shredder!

Dark Codex: I'd call you egocentric!

Saber Strike: This coming from the obsessive sorcerer who was defeated by an old coot and trapped inside his own spell book!

Dark Codex: Well, at least I wasn't stood up and betrayed by my fiance, twice!

Saber Strike: Don't even go there!

(Everyone starts arguing, some arguing over who sang better, just as Grogar returns)

Grogar: Enough! (Everyone stops) I had hoped by now you would've resolved your differences, but apparently not.

Queen Chrysalis: Perhaps if we knew what the plan was, we would be better able to prepare!

Storm King: Gotta agree with bug horse on this one, Grogar. Assuming you even have a plan.

Grogar: Of course I have a plan! I have located an object of power, and it occurs to me this is the perfect test. All of you will work together to retrieve it. Against this item, those ponies won't stand a chance.

Dark Codex: Interesting. And what is idem of which you speak?

Queen Chrysalis: It doesn't matter! I have come close to ruling Equestria several times. Perhaps I should be the one to lead us.

Shredder: Wrong! We should lead!

Krang: Yeah! We nearly conquered Equestria!

Chrysalis and the Dark Turtles: With our help!

Saber Strike: I'm a master theif and was trained by my crime lord father. Plus, I'm smarter and more competent than you two fools!

Night Terror: Ha! No pony can out crime the Purple Nightmares!

Dark Codex: I've faught Starswirl the Bearded and the Pillars of Equestria!

Saber Strike: And lost.

Cozy Glow: I nearly drained all the magic from Equestria! That was good!

Lord Tirek: I absorbed all the magic of Equestria! I could feel it flowing through my body as I grew!

Storm King: Okay, okay. Not to blow you all out of the water here, but, uh… I commanded an entire arm of storm goons. I conquered many cities, including Canterlot. I had Storm King merchandise. And I absorbed the magic out of all four of the princesses. So, hence fourth, I should be the one calling the shots on this mission!

(Everyone starts arguing again over who should lead the mission. Fed up and annoyed, Grogar sends a blast of magic that shackles them to the cave wall.)

Grogar: Each of you failed to defeat Twilight Sparkle and her friends! My power is greater than all of yours combined. This is but a fraction of it! Understood?!

(All the villains answer in various assenting, and Grogar releases them)

Grogar: Now you shall retrieve the rest of it.

(Magic flows out of his harness)

Thousands of moons ago, the self-righteous Gusty the Great, unable to best me face-to-face, stole my Bewitching Bell. A talisman containing much of my own magic. The Bell cannot be destroyed, so Gusty hid it in a place it has taken me millennia to discover – an enchanted cave high atop Mt. Everhoof, protected by magical winds that prevent anypony from reaching its peak. There, the Bell has remained until now.

Grogar: Scale Mt. Everhoof. Bring me back my Bell.

Queen Chrysalis: [laughs] The ease of this task is laughable.

(Later, they are all staring up at the dangerous mountain)

Dark Donnie: You were saying?

Queen Chrysalis: Well, it sounded easy.



the team name, Dark Codex, Night Terror, and the orange, green, and pink Purple Nightmares by BozzerKazooers

Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon

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Posted previously at: 2020-07-25T09:37:45