Guest Author's Note: "They say there's no 'I' in Team. Well there's no 'Loot' in Collateral either."
Transcript:
Derpy Hooves: Trixie, can't we hit this git with the Elements of Harmony? It outta do enough damage to leave 'er gobsmacked. Trixie: Sure, except one of us already used our once-a-week team power. GM: Derpy, take 29 damage. Derpy Hooves: Bollocks! Zecora: This is so whack! Who used up our best attack? Trixie: Hello! You blasted Cadenza with it two rooms ago, remember? The lich with all those ioun stones in her hair? Thanks for vaporizing the magical loot, by the way. (beat) Zecora: …I'm not apologizing. GM: The dragon readies another full attack. Last round, Trixie. Ready to fry?