"This is gonna be the best week of your life!"
"Sure hope it's gonna be—"
"Seriously, we are gonna have a blast!"
"What about… them?"
"According to Equestrian Law so long as you befriend a group of law-abiding citizens and cease all villainous activity, you are immediately declared reformed and absolved of all previous crimes regardless of their severity!"
"A-and they're all members just because of that?"
"No, the vine actually wants a cutie mark."
*Odd squirming noises of agreement*
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