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Page 421 — Smarmony Tries, Part 1

Author: Digo

Guest Author's Note: "It never fails that someone's mother calls us when we're in the middle of something important. The most notorious time was my own mom calling in the middle of the BBEG final battle asking if I 'Killed all the wizards yet with a fireball?' I stopped using the speakerphone since."

Newbiespud's Note: Another mini-arc from Digo to start us off. If you want to see his previous arcs with this group, you can find them here (>>2126588) and here (>>454480). This one is 6 parts long. Enjoy!

Transcript:

DM: -thirty guards along this wall… and another two dozen here as backup.
Daring Do: Ugh, you always give us the widest selection!
Trixie: Huh, they’re right. Giant Growth doesn’t stack like that.
Cheerilee: Trixie! Stop reading the freakin’ comments and focus! We’ve got a hundred guards between us and a kidnapped princess.
Daring Do: Yeah, we got to kill the lich before she makes the sacrifice!
Trixie: Oh yes, the lich… …The one who conveniently didn’t die last adventure.
Derpy: Maybe this bird is her twin sister?
Nurse Redheart: That would make her the third one this campaign.
DM: Hey, a good villain dies hard!
Zecora: More like dies never, as your ideas are not clever.
SFX: (RING! RING!)
DM: That’s my mom. Give me a sec.
Nurse Redheart: Ha! His mom can talk for hours.
Cheerilee: Well, that sucks.
(beat)
Diamond Tiara: HI!
Trixie: AHH!! HOBBIT!!

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